“They [Jonas Brothers] also stated that they officially are not scared of Justin Bieber. And they don’t feel intimidated by him probably because he has more talent in his side bangs than all three of you put together.” —Chelsea Handler
“I look forward to the day the paparazzi provokes me and I attack them.” —Rachel Berry
“I get my ideas out of my dreams… if you’re lucky enough to use something you see in a dream, it is purely original. It’s not in the world — it’s in your head. I think that is amazing.” —Alexander McQueen (via thechocolatebrigade)
My Grandma's "Wizards of Waverly Place" episode is on. Eeeeee I love it.
I finally figured out how to make an "ask" box. This is very exciting. Now fill it up, y'all. Jk. But seriously.
“Once men have tasted caviar it baffles me how they settle for catfish.” —Blair Waldorf (via talldrinkoflemonade)
Day 04 → A photo of you taken recently.
“Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.” —Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone); Easy A. (via ohhangel)